Bob wishes you all the best new year. Maybe this will be the year Our Lord shows up. If not, the beat rolls on. Oh yeah, merry Christmas. Bob got some cool stuff. Some cool clothes. Some cool cards. Some cool dishes. From a lot of cool friends. Bob's theme song for this year from the Santana CD is a song entitled "Smooth." Bob wishes to thank you for your support of him and the gospel. Bob's motto this year - "forgiveness - what a difference it makes." As you live out your life each day should be lived to the fullest eating, drinking, and being merry. Of course - in moderation (whatever that means). Call me ifyou want to discuss it. With my new Doc Martins, my new jacket and belt - I know people will like me now because I am cool. Why did it take me this long to realize that material things are so awesome. Oh, by the way, whoever got me that Barry White CD - I wonder how to make that religious - I want to love you just a little bit more, baby. Ha.

Here are some of Bob's favorite things and predictions for the New Year - 2001. Everything remix from the 70s and 80s. Genuine cowhide. Big cars that eat gas. Teams with offense and no defense. Food with butter, beans with lard, 4% milk, in other words - potlucks or "fellowship dinners" are in. Good things ahead for bob in the new year. Love, life, and the pursuit of love remain steady. Call Bob now for predictions on your own life. He will look into his crystal ball and figure out things for others that he couldn't figure out for himself.